Last year I uploaded a video to YouTube that shows me constructing and eating, quite messily, a Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger. Yes, you heard me. That’s a cheeseburger with bacon, enclosed by two Krispy Kreme doughnuts. It was a dare and something I never want to repeat, though I do feel sort of accomplished to have eaten something so horrifically unhealthy. :)
Since then, I have gotten many nasty comments on it that hurt my feelings at first because I’m pretty insecure and already was thinking the same things about myself that they were saying, but as the hate kept pouring in on how fat and ugly and annoying I am, I started to find it amusing. I may be fat and ugly and annoying, but you know what? I try to be a nice person and would never leave these kinds of comments on other people’s videos, even if I wanted to. Which makes me better than you, poopy head.
So here’s some of my favorite comments (i.e. the meanest) for your viewing pleasure. Let’s shake our heads in amazement together, shall we?
*warning: I have not edited out the explicatives
First I’ll give you the highest rated comment, as in it got the most “thumbs up” votes: “Fat ass!” Short and sweet.
“Bitch, put down the cheeseburger”
“just look at yourself. you yourself look like a donut. eat even more of them and there will be a donut around your hips.” Oops, too late!
“You have the fattest face I have ever seen on a woman..Your cheeks looks as if your storing burgers in them!!!..The camera should never be that close to you again!!” Wow. I wonder if he would have said that if he knew that I’ve always been self-conscious about how big my cheeks are. Probably!
“Typical of Fat, Mentally and Physically Weak people, If even Considered that.”
“I hate this bitches laugh, makes me soooo angry”
But a few have got my back! Sort of.
“She’s just big-boned.”
“you got some nice thighs on you damn” I was kind of flattered until I realized this is probably one of those guys that like their girls on the thick side. Which means it ain’t so much of a compliment as I’d hoped!
OK, this is my favorite: “you lack ethnicity you probably don’t like grape soda bitch” This burger was created by Luther Vandross, which is why this guy decided I wasn’t the right color to be reproducing it and then he had to throw in the black-people-love-grape-soda stereotype, which just kills me. I love it.
In closing, I’d warn you to grow some thick skin or think twice before uploading videos to Youtube that you’re on, especially if they showcase any physical problems you might have (like being overweight!) and you are doing something to add to the problem (like eating a Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger!). Oh wait. I think I’m the only one dumb enough to do this. I must like getting hated on.