Funnies for the weary dieter



I don’t think I could use this with a straight face.  I’d love to see a class involving this–they could charge $5 per person to watch because it would be so entertaining!   

“I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.”  
~Paula Poundstone   

“Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.”
~Author Unknown   

This one stayed on the Slim Fast program too long!












“Forget health food. I’m at an age when I need all the preservatives I can get!” ~Unknown


About Veronica

I have a kitchen addiction and love to collect & share recipes. My passion is baking but I love to cook as well. The only thing I don't like to do in the kitchen is wash dishes, but my husband generally does them for me in exchange for his dinner.
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8 Responses to Funnies for the weary dieter

  1. Ha! Ha! My favorite is the dog! ” I’ll exercise when you exercise ” Lol

  2. Dewey says:

    Yesssss….. That shake wieght thing… Saw it on TV and laughed myself sick. Nice thing if your married or have a boy friend… you don’t need to buy the equipment.

    You already have the all natural organic equivalent!

  3. Suzie says:

    I like the “don’t step on it, it makes you cry” cartoon :) Ummm…that shake thing…a bit strange, I don’t think I could use it with a straight face either…lol!! Cute post V!

  4. Dina Vogel says:

    Awesome post! I love the old lady with the scales…thats soon to be me.

  5. Pop says:

    HAHAHA! Oh man! All of these are amazing! I may have to buy that last t-shirt!

    But in all seriousness, keep up the good work Veronica! Going down!!!

  6. biz319 says:

    OMG, that video “right now” was hilarious! Loved this post Veronica! :D

  7. Michelle says:

    LOL! Love these. I want that shirt! Thanks for visiting my blog :) Glad I made you laugh and post ;)

  8. Thanks for sharing – these are great!

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