I am so angry. And depressed. I don’t know what the heck is wrong with me but I’m all out of sorts. And if it’s the onset of my stupid period I swear I’m gonna beat up my own body for its insolence. I just had it two weeks ago! I do NOT want to have it while I’m on vacation! I’m super moody, bloated and just wanting to murder everything in sight. Especially these flingin’-flangin’ little tiny mutant midget moths that are quickly overtaking our house. We’re gonna have to do a bug bomb and that ticks me off even more.
Seriously. I am so. angry. I’m gonna go take a really really really really really really really fast walk and maybe I’ll outrun this funk I’m in today. But how am I gonna lose 7 pounds in two days?!!! B/c that’s what I’ll need to lose just to break even with last week. I’d take it out on these mutant midget moths all over the walls but they have black dust on their wings and leave an unsightly smear every time I whack them. Dang it!
If you think they are cute, first of all I hate you and second of all, just imagine this tiny little bugger times a million. And that’s what our walls look like.